catman03

Age/Gender: 15, Male
Location: Anywhere I please

I am a writer of short stories, and a student, who is perhaps too fond of watching movies and spending time on the Internets. I spend a lot of time on Newgrounds, and I've attempted but generally failed to learn flash. There isn't really much else to say.

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Score: 8
Redness Precedence

"lol masturbation closet."

submission: Redness Precedence
date: September 22, 2007

quite well done if i do say so myself,the only thing that wasn't that great was the audio,and even that wasn't horrible.all-in-all three words sum up this movie:
lol masturbation closet.

September 22, 2007

Author's Response:

TomFitz made the music. Any audio comments should go to him.

Anyways, I've been building on the Masturbation Closet idea. Just you wait.

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Score: 8
You Make Me

"cute"

submission: You Make Me
date: September 5, 2007

very well animated and timed(i know that's hard when making music videos.) what really made this worth watching for me though was the way you sort of made it into a celebratory video for your marriage.anyway i thought it was cute and very well done.tell your wife hi for me(unless she reads this and you don't in which case: "hi!")

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Score: 10
D is for Death Collab

"Fucking Awesome!"

date: August 26, 2007

no hard feelings for not putting me in the collab valiance,i know i sucked.anyway this was great!the graphics were lacking at times but the creativity more than made up for it.also who did D?i think it was RatherRandom but it went by too fast to remember.D was the most amazing thing i've ever seen in flash,even though it was so short.A and Y were also really high quality and B made me laugh.All-in-all the only thing that wasn't perfect was the audio: sometimes the song didn't really fit into the piece,and also the parts with both the song and their own audio sounded kinda messed up.But aside from that: keep up the good work guys!

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Score: 6
Ocean Invaders

"aren't the enemys supposed to shoot at you?"

submission: Ocean Invaders
date: August 10, 2007

also known as "holy crap! purple shit is falling from the sky!"

i beat it but:
1.it's too fast; the enemies are hard to hit after level 2.
2.there's no reload rate so you can just sit there and hold down the fire button and as long as you don't get hit you win.
3.the enemies don't shoot at you; the sky shoots at you! wtf?

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Score: 8
Apartment 51 - Ep. 8

"the best one yet..."

date: July 25, 2007

i laughed my ass off.

with a vegeance!

lol, death bringing the rohirrim was a nice touch.remember that,irene?

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Score: 5
The NG Redesign Collab

"not that great...."

date: July 24, 2007

well....i decided to check this out thinking it would be amazing and.....it was ok.it was REALLY mediocre,and i mean that.too much focus on erotic humor if you ask me.some of them were good though like the one with the three tankmen who played the song with the torches,or the one where the "cock joke" crushed the tank.i think you guys made it sound like it would be better than it was.

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Score: 9
Generic Defense Game

"generic,but top-notch none the less..."

date: July 23, 2007

this game has been made many times before,hence the name,but never has it been done this well.the customization feature added replay value and the turrets vs. shooter gameplay modes added to the fun.all-in-all an amzing game: this one's going on my favorites.

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Score: 8
Blamformers!

"most were good,but the last one sucked..."

submission: Blamformers!
date: July 22, 2007

tramsformers porn?...that's just creepy.not to mention the fact that that video's plot was also not that good.the rest were cool.all-in-all i'd give it a nine-out-of-ten,but that last submission lowered it to 8.some were better than others which is natural for a collab,i for one enjoyed one of the shortest most; the one with "i love this new megatron toy" and then it stabbed his eye.i lol'd because i've been waiting for a long time for toys to revolt against children.to be honest a few of these submissions were not as good as they could be because they focused on the erotic transformers possibilities: and that's one of the less funny parts.don't get me wrong: i'm not against erotic humor,i just though it didn't go well with the transformers theme.the one with the girl dissing the car,which then killed her, was good.as was the one where optimus prime kept stepping on stuff.the one with the girl in the shower however sucked.which brings me back to my original premise: transformers+eroticy=eeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

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Score: 7
Madness Consternation

"krinkels does not dissapoint...except for ending"

date: May 5, 2007

great movie again but personally i didn't like the ending,the dark figure was great and jesus killing the demon was cool but the guy(hank i guess) shouldn't have died...err,again.all-in-all nice addition to the series.i always knew clowns were really demons.oh and sound:2 is because i didn't have speakers on.

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Score: 7
Legacy of Guy

"VERY difficult"

submission: Legacy of Guy
date: April 14, 2007

this was a great game,nicely original and apt controls.However this game was fucking hard!i lost almost all lives on first level and took me 3 tries to beat the second boss.If it's that hard for me,methinks it must be almost impossible for those who are mousely-challenged (people with laptop mousepad thingies).Keep up the good work,but at the very least add in the ability to toggle dificulty settings.

p.s.nobody likes a bragger.though you may be an excellent flash artist,
don't be so boastful.

Author's Response:

I'm glad you enjoyed the game, you're suggestion for a diffuculty setting may be a very good idea.

And indeed nobody likes a bragger, I intended the descrition as a joke and I hoped the disclaimer in the second paragraph would show that, but I guess I could have stood to be a little more clear. I'm well aware this is no where near the greatest flash game in history, I just found it funny to call it so. I'm actually a rather humble person in real life.

Anywho, thanks for the suggestions, take care!

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