Score: 9

"Another hit from weasel!"

submission: Rocket Weasel

date: November 21, 2007

excellent work weasel. personally i would've called it "rocket weasel golf" as that's probably more accurate as to the nature of the game,but everybody knows names don't matter. the graphics were excellent: drawn in your typical zany industrialist style. the gameplay was usable; the controls simple and precise. the actionscript was very well coded, not a glitch i could find in the entire game! the only complaint i could possibly make would be that the levels where you have to bounce the weasel off the walls to make it through a gap in the corner of the ceiling were a bit too difficult. still beatable,just not really in line with the difficulty of the game in general. all you really need to add to make this game perfect is a difficulty selector. anyways,looking forward to more good work weasel!

Score: 10

"Masterpiece! A perfect 5/5"

submission: - Rhythm Fireworks 2 -

date: November 11, 2007

Above average graphics,little to no lag,great songs,usable controls. Coolio-Niato doesn't dissapoint!

Score: 10

"This will be epic."

submission: Waterlollies

date: November 5, 2007

Adam Phillips is a genius of our time.

Score: 9

"Just plain amazing..."

submission: Mastermind

date: November 2, 2007

Ok i love blockhead,so when i saw this i was a little dissapointed that it wasn't a blockhead film at first,but this was hilarious.And well animated might i add!Good graphics+good humor=awesomeness.Michael Swain FTW!

Score: 9

"Fucking amazing..."

submission: Age of War

date: November 1, 2007

it had everything: slightly above-average graphics,pausability,easily usable controls, many createvly designed units,even humor(the tanks bleed!)

Score: 5

"Honestly, not that funny."

submission: :: Black Magic Metal ::

date: October 26, 2007

I'm a huge fan of your series,i've seen every episode and every rant,i even bought one of your crappy T-shirts.THIS WAS A HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT.Lately your animations have been nothing but crude jokes that attempt to cater to the admittedly significant audience who only watch Neurotically Yours becuase they hope to see someone fuck something.This was even worse.The tentacle-rape monster thing was sort of funny the first time,but it was repetitive.Not to mention that the focus of the entire episode was on that and an argument full of blatant racism.Now most of the time i'm ok with blatant racism,and i'm not just trashing this because i'm offended(which i'm not),but in order to be racist YOU HAVE TO BE FUNNY. The only bit of true humor in this entire flash was the bit about heavy metal,and even that wasn't up to par with your usual brand of hilarity-through-truth.Get back to the old days where your animations were funny,and not sexual or racist man.I miss that,and i'm sure others do too.

Score: 7

"Basically a sidescrolling Devil May Cry..."

submission: Xantsu: The Awakening

date: October 25, 2007

Yeah,you get a 0 for originality,but a 10 for awesome.One thing i liked was how the enemies were fast enough that you couldn't beat the game with just the guns,but slow enough that the guns weren't completely useless.That kind of balance is difficult to achieve.Considering this was made in flash,a Devil May Cry clone is a significant achievement.Graphics need work,but other than that this was a pretty great game.Upgradeable weapons would be a nice addition though.8/10.

Score: 10

"This is the game i dream of"

submission: Robo Slug 2

date: October 14, 2007

A WASD control scheme with mouse-shooting and artistic post-war backrounds. The only thing that anyone could possibly even think of complaining about is that the boss with the eyes is pretty hard to beat.

Score: 10

"It can fire backwards?! you're just pulling my leg"

submission: TANKMEN 2

date: September 27, 2007

four words: fucking super fucking hilarious! probably one of the best things on NG. you've got my respect.

Score: 9

"i love this game,but..."

submission: Newgrounds Rumble

date: September 23, 2007

i love this game,and i really want to play it now that hank is in it,but it won't load!