Once upon a time, there was a fat kingdom called scranton. Everything was peaceful in scranton until one day a desolate creature called kaul attacked. kaul had the penis of an ocelot and the foot of a giraffe. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one unappealing knight to save scranton, and that knight's name was Elric. As soon as Elric heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky brown armor and started riding his aye-aye to kaul's lair. He took his shiny ham and jumped on the beast's ass. The beast screamed: "bitch!!!" And then humped Elric, almost killing him. Elric used his last bit of energy and sworded kaul away. Thanks to Elric, the kingdom of scranton was saved and Elric and the princess lived happily ever after.

Made with this.Alsd,for those of you who don't know: scranton is a small town in pennsylvania.

Well my project for next year's Madness Day is going along nicely,though i've somewhat neglected my other project to work on it.I have a new screenshot below,which i think came out quite nicely.For those of you who may notice: yes i did steal the backgrounds from the official madness spritesheets.Idk... i guess i just figured backgrounds were something i could take and nobody would care.Anyway that's pretty much all the actual news...umm....oh yeah! check out my website's forums pls, because nobody seems to be using them except for my girlfriend whom i had to ban because she wouldn't stop spamming it....anyway....uh....kinda lost my train of thought there....go check out Xceed's page, i assure you it's far more interesting: i myself will be joining the beta for his new game: Ulterior Online!

Well,i enjoyed madness day immensely,seeing as it was the second NG holiday i've been around for (Halloween and Christmas don't count), and this was a hell of a lot more fun than clock day!Anyway it inspired me to get off my lazy ass(figuratively mind you) and do something.I have begun just now a project for next year's madness day.So far i've only done character and weaponry development but i already have the plot sketched out in my head.It will include some of krinkel's own creations including jesus and tricky,but the heros are my own and i arranged the plot so that at no point would my heros meet hank....thought that would be interesting,wouldn't it?Anyways i have a screenshot of the characters i've got so far(below).Please tell me what you think.

In other news,i have also started a sprite game(far be it from me to actually work hard),it is a naruto game so i know a lot of people will probably hate it,but if it turns out anything like what i plan it should be an awesome fighting game nonetheless.I have hired(without pay) NabzJ to do the menus for it,as i suck at menus.So far it's one player(or the design is anyway,all i've actually done is the main character movieclip for "Dark Mode"),but if anyone would be willing to code a VS. mode into it,i would gladly co-author them alongside NabzJ.

It will probably be a while before i submit either of these new projects due to the fact that i'm relatively new to flash,however i refuse to rush myself because i want my first submissions to be of Newgrounds quality or higher(most of the stuff in the portal is crap).Anyway i will periodically update my userpage and shit,so check in if you at all care(which i doubt).

Yes that's right i finally was arsed to put up the website! Though i remade it in google page creator because i realised that the original version sucked.

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hey everyone,i doubt anyone is reading this but still...it's not like i have anything better to do.i'm pretty much just hanging out,doing my usual duty as a bbs lurker.i have however been having some problems veiwing submissions so if you have any suggestions on how to fix that then please pm me.